If Corbin Bleu Was a Superhero (and He IS To Me Anyways...)

So...I know I've been absent from here for a while but I'll tell you why, and I promise you'll probably laugh as much as I did when I heard the reason why and that reason is Corbin Bleu. First of all, I'd like to tell you on thing and that is that he's awesome and should probably be nominated 4 Academy Awards (Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, Most Inspiring Role in a Film, and Best Director to,) and also 3 Grammy's (Best Rock Album, Record of the Year, and Best R&B Album of the Year) for his roles in High School Musical, CATCH THAT KID!!!, and his new CD DEAL WITH IT (WITH EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW) which I'm really excited to say I downloaded on ITunes three days ago which was really really early so it proves I'm a true fan so take that that Corbin Bleu Fan Club Prezident I demand a recount.

What I really wanted to talk about is the cultural impact of Corbin Bleu. His latest movie he plays a jumproping boxer. Its funny and smart to. I think it's important because Corbin breaks the barriers between Boxers and Jumpropers which was a barrier that was really really signinificant in our society because they were constantly punching and whipping eachother with theyre jumpropes which surely caused a lot of emotional and hurtfull damages that can never be repaired but thanks to Corbin Blue let the healing begin. He sealed a gap between all the people in the world who were too busy being afraid to be themselves and when they were pretending to be boxers, just be themselves and be a jumproper even if that meant they couldn't get married or even if it meant that religious books said that they would go to hell now Corbin has given all of them a chance to be themselves and skip right out of the jumproper closter and shed those boxing clothes.

Unfortunateley Corbin Bleu is still really underground and his message is only reaching kids who follow the underground and arnt corrupted by corporate sellouts. Corbin Bleu will lead the underground revolution to the mainstream which I pray for everyday when I box and jumprope. I love all of you, boxer or skipper.

Thank you Corbin Bleu.

I Scream Sunday!

So, yesterday I was eating some ice cream, which is something I understand to be a fairly common delicious treat that a lot of people enjoy on a really regular basis. But this time the ice cream was a little different. This time the ice cream had panda paws in them.



Now, you may be asking yourself, aren't panda's a endangered species? Why would there paws be in ice cream? Well, I have your answer and that is because panda paws may be the most delicious thing ever in ice cream which is a bold claim because many believe ice cream to be the most delicious thing ever anyways. But believe me panda paws make it even better because they taste a lot like penut butter. I often reason with myself because I sometimes feel really bad for making the pandas give up there paws for my delicious creamy experience but then I remember that god made every creature and if god didn't want me eating panda paws then he wouldn't have made them taste like mint penut butter would he? No I didn't think so. So in closing I guess I just wanted to say that thank you God for making pandas for making there paws so delicious becuz there really really good and please make more pandas so that the ice cream never runs out whent he pandas have no more paws.









I'm sorry panda! You're just so....taaaaaaaaaaassssssttttttttyyyyyyyy!

Tokyo Was Nicer In The Winter

This is Joakim Noah.

Hey guys, it's me again.

Today I wanted to talk about a serious issue Ive been debating in my head and that is the serious issue of The Final Four. In my opinion I think this issue needs to be tackled by a NFL linebacker I don't know about you but thats just my opinion.

The Final Four is a big moment in college hoops because it is the Final Four teams left in college hoops biggest tournament which is commanly reffered too as "MARCH INSANITY" or at least that is what Im told I am not a expert yet on the subject. As of yesterday I was watching a game that was one of the final four games but I was confused because there were only two game on in the final four. If it's called FINAL FOUR shouldnt it have four games? I think this displays the really big problems that face basketball players in our time today because they cant even count right. Were not talking calculus or anything were talking about the difference between four and 2 and that seems simple to me I dont know about you. Kobe Bryant can count but I fear he is a dying breed since the players in college obviously cant. When Kobe was accused of raping 1 girl he corrected them and said he only raped 0 girls and that is a fine example of how he can count and is a dying breed in basketball which is really sad in my opinion.

Another big problem I saw was that Final Four players are terrifying younger viewers. The first player that comes to mind in the final Four scary players of the year end of the year award would be just one player and his name is Joakin Noah. I will admit that I am no little kid but even I am sometimes terrifyed of Noah sometimes which is sad because Noah shares the same last name as the man who saved the world from dying when God flooded the world two by two. Noah should be representing Mans ability to survive floods, not screaming and scaring little kids. Why does Noah scare players you might ask? Well I'll tell you and I think you might agree with me on this one in my opinion. Noah is famous for screaming after every single play or really anything he does in the middle of a game. for instance;

Professor: That's the correct answer, Mr. Noah.
Noah: Ahhhhhhh!

Female student: You can pick me up at eight, Joaquim.
Noah: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Grocery store checker: Those beets are half-price this week.
Noah: Ahhhhhhhh!

Can you see why thats so scary? It comes out of nowhere Im telling you! Noah also has another serious issue with scaring kids and adults alike in the Final Four and beyond. That is Noahs ability to hit his chest multiple times after a really big play or even just a really small play in which Noah was a helper in. I think that this might cause kids who look up to him to start hitting there chest after every thing that they help do or are a factor in is accomplished and that can lead to serious issues later in life like cutting there wrists which is another serious issue that plagues the world today like rats on a sailboat. Sometimes when I think about kids cutting there wrists I soemtimes wish God woud flood the world again because those kids are causing pain to more people then just the blood there losing and could be donating to the Blood Bank. First you hit your chest then you cut your wrists thanks a lot Noah.

Can you see why I'm so concerned about the Final Four? I hope it all became really clear to you today in my writings I know I tried my best to show you why I am concerned and scared about the Final Four and also for the Final Two on monday in which I suspect will not only display bad math by only having one game but also have Noah making a bad example for kids by screaming and cutting his wrists. Please write the officials at; www.noahpleasestop.org if you are as concerned about this problem as I am because I know I am concerned about this problem, I don't know about you.

Until next time.

-BL-