Tokyo Was Nicer In The Winter

This is Joakim Noah.

Hey guys, it's me again.

Today I wanted to talk about a serious issue Ive been debating in my head and that is the serious issue of The Final Four. In my opinion I think this issue needs to be tackled by a NFL linebacker I don't know about you but thats just my opinion.

The Final Four is a big moment in college hoops because it is the Final Four teams left in college hoops biggest tournament which is commanly reffered too as "MARCH INSANITY" or at least that is what Im told I am not a expert yet on the subject. As of yesterday I was watching a game that was one of the final four games but I was confused because there were only two game on in the final four. If it's called FINAL FOUR shouldnt it have four games? I think this displays the really big problems that face basketball players in our time today because they cant even count right. Were not talking calculus or anything were talking about the difference between four and 2 and that seems simple to me I dont know about you. Kobe Bryant can count but I fear he is a dying breed since the players in college obviously cant. When Kobe was accused of raping 1 girl he corrected them and said he only raped 0 girls and that is a fine example of how he can count and is a dying breed in basketball which is really sad in my opinion.

Another big problem I saw was that Final Four players are terrifying younger viewers. The first player that comes to mind in the final Four scary players of the year end of the year award would be just one player and his name is Joakin Noah. I will admit that I am no little kid but even I am sometimes terrifyed of Noah sometimes which is sad because Noah shares the same last name as the man who saved the world from dying when God flooded the world two by two. Noah should be representing Mans ability to survive floods, not screaming and scaring little kids. Why does Noah scare players you might ask? Well I'll tell you and I think you might agree with me on this one in my opinion. Noah is famous for screaming after every single play or really anything he does in the middle of a game. for instance;

Professor: That's the correct answer, Mr. Noah.
Noah: Ahhhhhhh!

Female student: You can pick me up at eight, Joaquim.
Noah: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Grocery store checker: Those beets are half-price this week.
Noah: Ahhhhhhhh!

Can you see why thats so scary? It comes out of nowhere Im telling you! Noah also has another serious issue with scaring kids and adults alike in the Final Four and beyond. That is Noahs ability to hit his chest multiple times after a really big play or even just a really small play in which Noah was a helper in. I think that this might cause kids who look up to him to start hitting there chest after every thing that they help do or are a factor in is accomplished and that can lead to serious issues later in life like cutting there wrists which is another serious issue that plagues the world today like rats on a sailboat. Sometimes when I think about kids cutting there wrists I soemtimes wish God woud flood the world again because those kids are causing pain to more people then just the blood there losing and could be donating to the Blood Bank. First you hit your chest then you cut your wrists thanks a lot Noah.

Can you see why I'm so concerned about the Final Four? I hope it all became really clear to you today in my writings I know I tried my best to show you why I am concerned and scared about the Final Four and also for the Final Two on monday in which I suspect will not only display bad math by only having one game but also have Noah making a bad example for kids by screaming and cutting his wrists. Please write the officials at; www.noahpleasestop.org if you are as concerned about this problem as I am because I know I am concerned about this problem, I don't know about you.

Until next time.

-BL-