If Corbin Bleu Was a Superhero (and He IS To Me Anyways...)

So...I know I've been absent from here for a while but I'll tell you why, and I promise you'll probably laugh as much as I did when I heard the reason why and that reason is Corbin Bleu. First of all, I'd like to tell you on thing and that is that he's awesome and should probably be nominated 4 Academy Awards (Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, Most Inspiring Role in a Film, and Best Director to,) and also 3 Grammy's (Best Rock Album, Record of the Year, and Best R&B Album of the Year) for his roles in High School Musical, CATCH THAT KID!!!, and his new CD DEAL WITH IT (WITH EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW) which I'm really excited to say I downloaded on ITunes three days ago which was really really early so it proves I'm a true fan so take that that Corbin Bleu Fan Club Prezident I demand a recount.

What I really wanted to talk about is the cultural impact of Corbin Bleu. His latest movie he plays a jumproping boxer. Its funny and smart to. I think it's important because Corbin breaks the barriers between Boxers and Jumpropers which was a barrier that was really really signinificant in our society because they were constantly punching and whipping eachother with theyre jumpropes which surely caused a lot of emotional and hurtfull damages that can never be repaired but thanks to Corbin Blue let the healing begin. He sealed a gap between all the people in the world who were too busy being afraid to be themselves and when they were pretending to be boxers, just be themselves and be a jumproper even if that meant they couldn't get married or even if it meant that religious books said that they would go to hell now Corbin has given all of them a chance to be themselves and skip right out of the jumproper closter and shed those boxing clothes.

Unfortunateley Corbin Bleu is still really underground and his message is only reaching kids who follow the underground and arnt corrupted by corporate sellouts. Corbin Bleu will lead the underground revolution to the mainstream which I pray for everyday when I box and jumprope. I love all of you, boxer or skipper.

Thank you Corbin Bleu.